If you’re not a complete nincompoop, you might just twig that folks are feeling rather chuffed about you. How about turning that into a bit of a leg-up for your job or, God forbid, your social life? Don’t be a daft twit, bask in your 15 minutes of fame and show ’em what you’re made of. And for the love of Queen, quit being a shrinking violet! Flaunt your stuff like a peacock on a catwalk. And here’s a bit of a lucky charm for you, love: A four-leaf clover. But don’t get too excited, it’s as real as a three-pound note. Still, if you’re gullible enough, it might just help you feel like you’ve got a rabbit’s foot shoved up your backside.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!