Extracting yourself from this bloomin’ rut is about as easy as getting a straight answer from a politician. There’s a bleedin’ army of folks who’ve put their bets on your unwavering loyalty to your duties. Not exactly the best time to be throwing yourself into a walloping great mess that’s got more twists and turns than a soap opera, involving a kerfuffle at work, a family squabble, and a money spat. And wouldn’t you just know it, they’re all joined at the hip. Lucky tip for you, love: ‘Don’t step on a crack or you’ll break your mother’s back’. Now, wouldn’t that just be the cherry on top of your soap opera? But, hey, at least it’d give you a handy excuse to dodge the family reunion.

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