Cor blimey, it seems like your mate or office chum is teetering on the edge of a right cock-up. But, keep your trap shut, love. You might be gobsmacked by their bulldog spirit. No need for any drastic measures or grand gestures like a knight in shining armour. They can sort this mess out, and they’ll thank you for your silence, trust me. And here’s your lucky charm, duckie: a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do much good! You’d have more luck finding a vegan at a butcher’s convention. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

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