Cor blimey, mate! Don’t be too nippy to chuck out that fresh mug on your crew as a right duffer. This bloke might seem like a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but let me tell you, he’s got a bit of the old razzle dazzle squirreled away, just you wait and see. If you give him the old heave ho too quick, you might end up with egg on your face, and not in the tasty breakfast way! Lucky charm: Keep a rubber duck in your pocket. It’s as useful as a chocolate teapot, but heck, it’ll give you a good giggle when you’re fumbling for change and pull out a squeaky bath toy instead!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!