Oi, listen up, you might find your travel arrangements going pear-shaped, or be gobsmacked by an out-of-the-blue invite to bugger off somewhere. So, don’t hold your breath thinking your initial plans are as safe as houses. Just go with the flow, like a drunk flamingo, and keep your peepers peeled for any golden opportunities. But remember, they’re not going to hang about longer than a politician’s promise, so brace yourself for that! Your lucky charm this week is a rubber chicken. Why not? It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but hey, at least it’ll give you a laugh when your plans go tits up!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!