Look who’s suddenly become the life of the bloody party! Your usually morose mate has chucked all their woes into the bin and is now grinning like a Cheshire cat on speed. They’re so high on life they’re practically farting rainbows, and it’s all about tomorrow, not yesterday. Seeing them like this, you might just catch the bug too, mostly because you’re sick to death of moping around like a lost spaniel. Just remember, there’s a shed load of good stuff coming your way, so pull up your knickers, slap on a smile and get ready for the ride! Lucky charm: A rubber chicken. Why? Because life’s a joke, darling, and you might as well get a good chuckle out of it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!