Right, here’s the gospel according to me, sunshine. You’re about as decisive as a cat in a fish market. When it comes to your personal drama, thinking about what’s vital to you is as tough as teaching a French bulldog to tango. You’re like a two bob jigsaw puzzle with pieces missing. Your noodle’s as clear as a pea-souper in London until you can split your noggin from your ticker, in layman’s terms: your bonce from your emotions. As for your lucky charm, let’s say it’s a rubber duck. Why? Well, it might help you not sink in the sea of your own indecisiveness. Plus, it’ll make your bath time more fun, you muddled mess.

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