Well! You’re having a right wobble with something you’re balls deep in, aren’t you? You’re fretting over every bloody thing that could go tits up, and it’s got you all knackered. This is so not your usual cup of tea, darling. But listen here, there will be fewer hiccups than a teetotaller in a brewery. Everything’s going to go smoother than a baby’s bum in a tub of Vaseline – it’ll knock your socks off! Lucky charm: A rubber duck, because why not? It’ll float on by without a care in the world, just like you should be doing, you daft git.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!