Blimey! If the mere thought of your bank balance is giving you more nightmares than a curry after midnight, it’s time to put on your big kid knickers and sort out a monthly budget! Don’t be a wet blanket, it’s easier than trying to explain Brexit to a seagull and it’ll help you live like a thrifty queen – a bit like Her Majesty on laundry day. And here’s a little something for good luck: your lucky number is 2. That’s right, 2 – one for each brain cell you’ve obviously got left after all that financial fretting! Rub them together and make a wish or, better yet, make a budget!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!