Listen up, darling, you’re a bit too much like Mother Teresa and quite frankly, it’s becoming a bit of a bore. Always putting everyone else first, you’re like a saint in a Primark onesie – and it’s not a good look. But, let’s face it, you’re not doing it out of the goodness of your heart, are you? No, you absolutely love it. You’re the nosy neighbour with a heart of gold, always poking your snout in where it’s not wanted. So, go on, enjoy yourself, you busybody, just remember to take a day off or you’ll end up looking more like Dot Cotton than the Blessed Virgin. Also, darling, your lucky phrase is ‘No good deed goes unpunished’. It’s a bit of a downer, I know, but it’s quite apt for you. Remember, not everyone appreciates a martyr, especially one in a cheap onesie.

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