Recently, you’ve been feeling like a right tit, carrying the world’s problems on your shoulders like you’re some kind of Atlas with a Twitter account. Instead of getting your knickers in a twist over the 24/7 news cycle, how about you take a gander at the happier stuff knocking about in your noggin? You know, the daydreams, fond memories, and madcap schemes that put a smile on your boat race. Some might have a pop at you for sticking your head in the sand, but you’re just choosing to have a gander at life through rose-tinted specs. Lucky tip: Wear a pair of yellow knickers for a boost in positivity. Just make sure they’re clean, you don’t want to be caught with skid marks in your sunshine briefs!

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