Blimey, you’ve got a right royal bee in your bonnet to whip through that to-do list like it’s last orders at the pub. But don’t expect the rest of the dawdlers to share your same gusto. It’s like asking a cat to go vegan, it’s just not going to happen. Don’t be taken aback when that slack-arsed mate of yours suddenly recalls an ‘urgent’ appointment. Probably got a date with the telly and a bag of crisps, the lazy sod! Lucky charm for you, love? How about a pair of blinders so you don’t have to see your co-workers loafing about? Just remember, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it stop watching reality TV.

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