Blimey, you’re going to be well chuffed with yourself, ain’t ya? You’ve only gone and bagged a right result recently, haven’t you? Not only have you got a few pat on the backs, but also some jolly good perks to boot. Don’t go getting your knickers in a twist if, suddenly, you’re itching to trot down an unfamiliar alley. Sometimes, a change can be as invigorating as having a cuppa after an afternoon of lawn bowling in the pouring rain. Here’s a sneaky tip for you, you lucky old sausage: your lucky charm is a tea bag. Yes, you heard it here first. Keep it tucked in your pocket as a reminder that, just like a cup of tea, you’re best when you’re hot and soaked.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!