When you cast your peepers over the sorry state of affairs you’ve been dealing with these past few days, you’ll crack a smile wider than the Thames. The tasks and responsibilities you thought were as tough as old boots turned out to be as challenging as a cucumber sandwich at a vicar’s tea party! Now, about that mopey mate of yours, they’re feeling lower than a dachshund’s belly in a puddle. Your grand plans might be as appealing to them as a soggy scone, so don’t throw a wobbler if they give you the old heave-ho. Your lucky charm is a pair of knickers worn inside out. It’s not just a fashion statement, love, it’s a lifestyle choice. Trust me, it’s funnier than a fart in a spacesuit and might just be the ticket to turn your luck around!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!