As some bloke will inevitably chirp in your ear, it’s as common as a pigeon in Trafalgar Square to get the jitters over a cheeky exam, grilling or interrogation. In fact, it’s bloody helpful, you don’t want to strut in there acting like the Queen’s corgis, now do you? The trick, sweetheart, is to teeter on the edge of cockiness and a full-blown nervous breakdown. It’s like a see-saw, too much on either side and you’re arse over tit! Now listen up, your lucky charm today is a pair of worn knickers. Don’t look at me like that, who knows, maybe they’ll mask the smell of fear!

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