Alright, here’s your horoscope, love. You’ve got this mate, who’s acting more bonkers than a squirrel on Red Bull. Now, if you’re fond of this oddball, don’t go tossing your friendship into the blender like it’s some cheap margarita mix. And don’t forget, actions speak louder than words, but in your case, they’re screaming like a seagull who’s just nicked your fish and chips. Your job’s as steady as a three-legged donkey, so keep your knickers on, it’s all up in the air. As a little lucky charm, try wearing a pair of mismatched socks. Yes, you’ll look like you’ve dressed in the dark, but who knows? It might just be the fashion statement that keeps the sack at bay.

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