Oi, you might find yourself in need of a bit of chinwag with some wiser heads, and don’t you dare start feeling all guilty about it. If something smells a bit fishy, don’t just stand there like a lemon, bugger off post-haste! Life’s gonna chuck a few spanners in your works, so roll up your sleeves and get stuck in, pronto. Once you’ve sorted the mess, you’ll be sitting pretty, feeling like the cat that got the cream. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. But let’s be honest, if you need a horseshoe to get lucky, you’re really up the creek without a paddle, aren’t ya?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!