Your chums and relatives reckon you’re a right diamond geezer, or lass, for your top-notch knack of offering a shoulder to weep on and a sympathetic lug’ole. You’re the bloomin’ Agony Aunt of the family, the Dr. Phil of your mates, always at the ready to dish out advice or a comforting word, whether they ask for it or not. You’re like the Poundland version of Oprah, always ready to listen and provide a shoulder to lean on, even if it makes your shirt wet. Lucky Charm: A rubber duck. Now, don’t go guffawing at it. That tiny, yellow, squeaky bathtub companion could be the talisman you need to keep the blues at bay. After all, everyone needs a good laugh, and what’s funnier than a rubber duck? It’s like the world’s cheapest therapist. Just don’t start taking it to the pub. People will talk.

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