Blimey love, you’re about to bump into a new mate. Don’t just stand there gawping, get your gums moving and try to squeeze out as much info about them as you can. You might even find you both share a fondness for Marmite on toast or reruns of “Only Fools and Horses”. If that nosy aunt of yours starts poking her beak into your piggy bank, remind her it’s none of her business. Unless she’s the Queen, she doesn’t need to know how many quid you’ve got stashed away. And here’s a cheeky tidbit to carry with you today: your lucky charm is a teabag. Yeah, you heard it right, a teabag. Who knows? It might come in handy when you’re in hot water. If nothing else, it’ll make a decent brew.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!