Cor blimey, mate! Whether you’ve schemed this or it’s a case of just sodding off on a whim, you’re in for a right jolly jaunt in the motor today. So, get your arse in gear and start burning some rubber! Now, listen here – your mate’s turned into a bit of a Jamie Oliver and is banging on about this new nosh spot. Don’t be a mardy bum, just give it a whirl. You’ll be gobsmacked by the grub, I bet my last quid! Who knows, this joint might just become your top pick for scoffing down some grub, replacing your usual greasy spoon. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Funny, innit? The only thing you ever find in your salad is a bloody caterpillar!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!