Some clandestine chitter-chatter is occurring behind the bike shed, out of your sight. You’ve got more to mull over than a cat’s got lives, and once you’re dead sure these secret squirrel talks will do more good than a cup of tea on a rainy day, you’ll be ready to toddle on. And this ain’t gonna take longer than a pint at your local, mate. Your lucky charm – A horseshoe. But remember, it’s only lucky if the horse it came off isn’t still attached.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!