Cor blimey, you’re like a moth to a flame with all these lively, flamboyant antics, aren’t you? You’re lapping up the good life like a thirsty dog at a water bowl, and you’ve got an eye on lavishing some of that love on your other half and your posse. And don’t think for a second that you’re Mother Teresa, putting up with any old tosh at work. Assert yourself, mate! You’d better get the recognition you deserve, or there’ll be hell to pay – and that includes a pat on the back for all the hard graft you’ve put in. Your lucky phrase for today is “I’m as lucky as a sod in a rainstorm.” Not sure how that’s lucky? Well, at least the sod isn’t thirsty, now is it?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!