Well, strap in, cheeky monkeys! Today’s chinwags are set to be as pleasing as a cuppa with the Queen herself. Your squad, bless their cotton socks, will gobble up your ideas like it’s last orders at the chippy. You’ll be chuffed to bits when, despite the fact the situation is messier than a Wetherspoon’s loo at closing time, everyone will nod and agree on the clean-up plan. As for your lucky charm, it’s the number 7. Why 7, you ask? Well, because it’s one more than 6, and that’s always a good thing when you’re ordering pints, ain’t it?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!