Well, love, when you’re not as thick as a brick, you might just realise that it’s easier to figure out where your bonkers ideas could lead. This might just give your ego a much-needed boost to start that ambitious project you’ve been blabbing about. Instead of dropping hints like you’re bloody Agatha Christie, how about having a chinwag with everyone and actually saying what you mean? It’ll stop them from feeling like they’ve been left out in the rain without a brolly. Lucky charm for you: A rubber duck. Why? Well, it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot in most situations, but it might just make your bath time a bit more exciting.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!