Listen up, you and your motley crew of work chums are up to your eyeballs in jobs and jollies. It’s like the office version of “The Great British Bake Off” and you’re the only one not crumbling under the pressure. Now, there’s a fresh-faced whippersnapper amongst you who’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. They’re flapping around like a seagull with a bingo addiction. But you, you cheeky devil, know exactly how to handle them. Maybe a dirty joke or a swift kick in the rear, whatever it takes to keep the ship sailing. Now, here’s a little lucky charm for ya: A rabbit’s foot. I know, it wasn’t so lucky for the poor bunny, was it? But I guess that’s just how the cookie crumbles, darling.

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