Cor blimey! You might be daft enough to grab some dodgy side gig that promises to pad your wallet, even though it’s as reliable as a chocolate teapot. You’ll be caught in a right pickle before you even see a quid. But don’t get your knickers in a twist, dearie. Afterwards, you’ll stumble upon something you thought was as lost as a politician’s promises. It’s all a bloody toss-up, innit? Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But don’t go expecting it to sprout pound notes or make your love life any less tragic than a soap opera.

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