Listen up, love, there’s a poor soul at your gaff just dying for a bit of TLC. Your clan is your universe and you’d practically sell your granny for a cornflake if it meant supporting them. That’s why you’ve signed up for the unpaid role of resident superhero, ready to fling yourself into the fray just to lend a hand. Your lucky charm for the day? A knackered old tea cosy. Yes, you heard right. Because let’s face it, if you can find joy in that, you can find joy in anything.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!