Right, listen up, mate. All these tasks you’ve got to sort out might be as diverse as a box of Quality Street, but let’s face it, some of them are about as fun as a tooth extraction. But you’ve got to finish the lot – no skiving off now or the boss’ll have your guts for garters. And when you’re done, you’ll be chuffed to bits, like a footballer who’s just scored the winning goal at Wembley. Savour that feeling, you’ve earned it, you cheeky monkey! Now, your lucky charm today is a pair of knickers with a four-leaf clover print. Remember, if you get caught wearing them, just say it’s the latest fashion trend – ‘Lucky Lingerie’. That’ll get you out of a sticky wicket, won’t it?

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