Cor blimey, this relationship of yours has been bobbing up and down like a bloomin’ yo-yo on steroids! One minute it’s all rosy, the next minute it’s like World War III in your living room. But don’t worry, love, all your doubts about sticking it out will bugger off real quick when you two start nattering about joint plans. Yes, that’s right, you’re actually going to agree on something for once. Shocking, I know! And would you Adam and Eve it, you’re even going to feel chuffed about the financial decisions you’re making together. I know, it’s almost as surprising as seeing a politician tell the truth! As for your lucky charm, keep an eye out for a two-pound coin. Yes, you heard me right. I know it’s not exactly a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but hey, in this economy, we’ll take what we can get. And who knows, it might just be your ticket to a night off from cooking. Fish and chips, anyone?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!