Under bog-standard conditions, you’d have been proper cheesed off with some plonker for spilling the beans about a natter that was meant to keep shtum. But, with all the recent kerfuffle, you’re finding it a tad difficult to remain miffed at them. You’re starting to twig why they’ve let the cat out of the bag. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Don’t forget to use it when you’re in the pub trying to impress the ladies with your deep philosophical insights. I’m sure they’ll be falling at your feet… or maybe that’s due to the three pints you’ve just bought them.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!