Blimey, it’s like bloody parliament in your life right now, isn’t it? Chatterboxes everywhere, nattering on about this, that and the other. Be sure to stick your earholes in their direction, you might just overhear something juicier than a Sunday roast. Your sixth sense is going off like a fireworks display at the Queen’s birthday � must be all that royal blood in you. It’s high time you took a gander at the circus that is your work-life balance. You’re juggling more things than a clown on Red Bull. So, grab yourself a pint, put your feet up on the dog, and have a proper chill out, you workaholic nutcase. And here’s a little nugget of wisdom for you: your lucky colour this week is purple. Why? Because it’s the colour of royalty, and let’s face it, you’re about as close to being royal as I am to being a Victoria’s Secret model.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!