Right, brace yourself, sunshine. It’s about bloody time you pulled your socks up and paid some attention to your mates and lovers. Seems like one poor sod’s huffing and puffing, putting in a whopping ninety percent, while you’re lounging about, chucking in a measly ten. No wonder they’re a bit miffed, it’s like trying to play ping pong with a wet noodle! Lucky Charm: Here’s a tip for you, you lazy git. Get yourself a lucky rabbit’s foot. Not that it did the rabbit any good, but who knows, it might help you pull your weight a bit more. You’ll need all the luck you can get!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!