Alright, love, buckle up for this. You might find yourself needing to tart up your strategy when life lob’s a spanner in the works. If you can pull your finger out and dance with change like a randy sailor at a disco, you could find yourself veering off down a new path quicker than a rat up a drainpipe. But, if you’re faffing about, trying to force something that’s as likely as a vegan at a butchers, you’re just going to be knackered and as useful as a chocolate teapot. A bit of advice for you, darling: Your lucky phrase is “Bob’s your uncle”, but let me tell you, if Bob really is your uncle, you’d better pray he’s not the one who got the looks in your family.

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