You’re feeling brassed off and in a proper muddle about these bloomin’ obligations you’ve been daft enough to shoulder. If these duties are turning out to be a right pig’s ear compared to what you thought you’d signed up for, it’s never too late to confess that you’ve done a U-turn faster than a politician after an election. Barging through these hurdles could lead to some real corkers of surprises, mate. Try not to stick your oar in any impromptu bun fights, you’ll thank me later. Trust me, you’d have an easier time finding a vegan at a butchers’ convention. And here’s your lucky charm, darling – a two-leafed clover. Yes, I said two. Because let’s face it, you’re not that lucky and if you were, you wouldn’t be in this mess. But remember, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

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