Flipping through dusty old snaps with your ancient relative can really get the tear ducts flowing, especially when they start waffling on about the good ol’ days. The minute they turn their back, jot it all down, love. One day, when you’re as old and wrinkly as them, you’ll need a reminder of their tales, just to prove you haven’t lost all your marbles. As for a lucky charm, grab a four-leaf clover. Might as well, love. At least it’ll distract you from the fact that your family tree is full of nutters.

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