Listen here, darling. Right now, you’re as chuffed as a posh bloke on the winning end of a game of polo about some business deals you’ve got brewing. You’re so tickled pink, you might as well buy a new computer or motor, or maybe even both if you�re feeling saucy. Contemplating a holiday, are we? Well, get your binoculars out and start hunting for the juiciest bargains like a fox on the scent of a fat hen. And if your other half is as excited about your ideas as a dog with two tails, then you’re in for a holiday experience as delightful as a cream tea without the calories. Lucky charm? How about a four-leaf clover in your wallet? Might help you find a parking spot closer to the pub. But remember, don’t drink and drive � you might spill your pint!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!