Brace yourself! Initially, your ideas will be treated with more disdain than a cuppa made with a used teabag – yeah, that’s right, your genius will be as appreciated as a fart in a lift. If you’re cocksure that your brain-farts, sorry, ideas, are as solid as a stale crumpet, then stick to your guns, mate. Eventually, those bigwigs who matter will come around, like a drunk uncle at a family do, and they’ll see things your way. And remember, in a relationship that’s worth a toss, mutual respect is as important as remembering to put the loo seat down after you’ve had a slash. Now, here’s your lucky tip, sunshine: Always carry a rubber duck. Why? Well, you never know when you’ll encounter an unexpected bath, plus it’s a great conversation starter: “Wanna see my duck?” Just remember, it’s all about the delivery, lad.

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