Well, love, you’re a real lone ranger, aren’t you? Mad keen on doing everything by your lonesome, like a hermit with a Wi-Fi connection. You’ve got your own little ways, haven’t you? Perhaps a bit OCD or just plain stubborn, but bless, you stick with them. And no, that’s not stopping you from piling on more to your plate than a fat bloke at a buffet. Take care though, darling, you’re not Superman – even if you do wear your underwear on the outside. Lucky charm: A rubber band. If you stretch yourself any thinner, you’ll need it to hold yourself together. Just don’t snap, eh?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!