If by some wicked twist of fate you find yourself in deep deliberation over your core beliefs today, don’t get your knickers in a twist. If you suddenly clock that you’re not spending enough time with your beloved motley crew or doing anything that tickles your fancy, it might be time to double-check your agenda. There’s no need to work your arse off like a dog on a bone trying to impress the Joneses. As for your lucky charm, it’s a four-leaf clover. Now, you might think that’s blindingly obvious, but remember, it’s not just for decoration on your undies. It’s meant to bring you luck, you plonker.

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