Crikey! Your mundane, routine-riddled existence is about to get a kick in the crumpets. Looks like your cosy crib’s up for some drama; somebody’s not sure whether to stick around or leg it, and you’re peering into their noggin trying to figure out what’s the bloody deal. And if that’s not enough to ruin your cuppa, looks like you’re in for a barney with some pompous pillock at work. Your Lucky Charm: A four-leaf clover. Not that it’s going to do much good, but at least it can’t make things any worse, can it?

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