Cor blimey, don’t be a shrinking violet when it comes to your saucy tendencies at this jolly moment. Christmas, after all, is meant to be a time of magic – and not just the kind that involves rabbits and hats, if you catch my drift. Make it your own bloody spectacle. Whether you’re playing the host with the most for a festive knees-up, stuffing your face with more food than a blue whale on a binge, or splashing out on gifts so gorgeous they’d make a Kardashian blush, find some way to sprinkle a bit of razzle-dazzle into this festive period. And now for your lucky charm: a sprig of mistletoe. But don’t just hang it up and wait for a snog, use it as an excuse to plant one on that unsuspecting cutie at the post office. Just remember, it’s not a crime if it’s in rhyme… or something like that.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!