Yule is giving you a nudge to light up your life during these dreary days, ain’t it? Stop your incessant whinging about all that’s gone to pot and start relishing the bloody cheer of the now. You’ve been running about like a headless chicken doing favours for everyone else. Now, it’s high time you thought of your own backside, whether that means diving nose-first into a dog-eared novel or curling up with a jolly Christmas flick. Tonight, you can raise a glass to the real treasure in life – the mates who put up with your nonsense. And here’s a little nugget for you: Your lucky phrase is ‘Bob’s your uncle’. Use it in good humour when things surprisingly work out. Mind you, it’s no magic wand to fix your mess, but it might just give you a giggle.

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