You’re the bee’s knees this Crimbo, attracting more attention than a corgi in Buckingham Palace. But don’t be a desperate Debbie, jumping at every invite that flutters your way. Be a choosy Charlie, opt for the do’s that guarantee a spread worthy of a king, company more enthralling than a soap opera, and music that’ll get your groove on. A swanky ‘give us your cash’ bash is on the cards, perfect for flashing that high-end kit you’ve been dying to show off. And here’s a little something for good measure: Your lucky charm is a crumpled £5 note. Why? Because in this economy, even a fiver feels like a bloody jackpot.

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