Blimey, there’s a knees-up happening in a cosy spot that’s hotter than a Scotch Bonnet pepper. You’d be as barmy as a box of frogs to give this one a miss. You’re as lucky as a dog with two tails to be rubbing elbows with your chums who are as fabulous as a drag queen’s wardrobe, ready to dish out a dose of the giggles and a battery recharge that’d make Duracell bunnies envious. Your lucky charm is a three-legged toad… don’t ask why. Just keep it in your pocket and hope it doesn’t croak.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!