If you’re on the hunt for a job, put your feelers out in the money-hoarding world of finance. Sure, it might be as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy Tuesday, but it’s a good stepping stone to something more thrilling – like watching grass grow. Keep your eye on the prize, love. A fancy job title can open doors faster than a locksmith with a Red Bull addiction. Lucky tip for you: If you’re ever in a pickle, just remember: “I’d rather be lucky than good.” But let’s be honest, with your track record, you’re gonna need all the luck you can get!

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