You could be raking in the dosh from a stroke of genius, you cheeky bugger. You’ve been tinkering with some gizmo or other, ain’t ya? Maybe it’s high time you popped down to the patent office, get that brainchild registered. It’s about time you got some coin for all those bright sparks you’ve been chucking at your bosses for nowt. If you ain’t got some contraption in the works, you might just have a bang-up business idea that could fill your pockets with more than just lint. Lucky charm for ya? Try a rubber duck. Why? Because if your idea sinks, at least the bloody duck will float.

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