If you’ve been managing your dosh like a drunken sailor on payday, don’t act all gobsmacked when the creditors come knockin’ like a tsunami of final notices. Time to pull your head out of the sand, mate. You’ve been dodging this for too long, it’s time to face the music. Have a chinwag with your elder kin. They’ll likely be as chuffed as a dog with two tails about it, but they might just cough up some cash to bail your arse out. And for a touch of luck, stick a four-leaf clover in your back pocket. Not that it’ll sprout a money tree, but at least it’ll tickle your bum and give you a giggle.

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