Blimey, you’re about to dive headfirst into a problem that’s stickier than a toffee apple at a funfair. It’s gonna yank you from your usual haunts faster than a randy bulldog on heat. You may be as clueless as a goldfish at a Mensa meeting, but your nearest and dearest are chomping at the bit for you to get stuck into your to-do list. And don’t you dare turn a blind eye to those old obligations, you cheeky git. They’re like an ex who won’t stop texting � irritating, but hard to ignore. As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Why? Because when you’re up to your eyeballs in crap, it’s always handy to have something that floats. Now, isn’t it about time you got your arse in gear?

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