It’s high time you stop acting like a tight-lipped librarian and crack open that shell of yours. Over the next few days, I want you to spill your guts like a trash can kicked by a drunk football hooligan. Try airing your dirty laundry and you might just find the response is a bit like finding a fiver in a public loo – utterly surprising, but not half bad! Lucky tip: If you find a rabbit’s foot, it’s not lucky. It’s just a sign that some poor bunny is hopping around on three legs. So, save the foot and give it back to the bunny, you heartless sod!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!