Blimey O’Riley, you seem to be the only one around here with half a brain and a smidgen of initiative. While the rest of your so-called mates are off skiving, you’re left to pick up the slack and deal with all the mundane rubbish they can’t be arsed to handle. Oh, and isn’t it just peachy how they’re all too chuffed to nick your creative tasks, but when it comes to the nitty-gritty, they’re nowhere to be found? Cheeky gits! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? Because even when life’s going down the drain, you’ll still float on, you absolute legend.

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